Posted 28 September 2010 - 09:10 AM
Roedy's (or Roediggles if you're from the midwest), as they affectionately call themselves are the best race for the following reasons:
1) They're big, they're stoic and comical at the same time, and they're great dancers.
2) They're in the minority. And if you're in the minority, you can get handouts and work at higher payrates than the majority... I'm looking at you Hyurs.
3) Honestly... lalalalafelalafal? How tough can you possibly be rolling a 3 ft tall (0.91 M for those that don't understand this post) that giggles like a 2 year old watching the Wiggles (Australian for ***). Especially the ones that act tough... how can you not want to pinch their cheeks, pick them up and put them on your knee and tell them a life lesson about Santa Claus' existence.
4) Eleven are so lanky and ostrich-like, not too mention every interaction with them involves them putting you down in a backhanded kinda way. Jerks.
5) Cat people... hmrph... I mean Mythra... uh... Miqo... ah who cares. What is with chicks with furry animal ears and a tail? I just don't get it. Honestly, I don't. I'm assuming this is some sort of Japanese obsession that totally escapes me. To quote the late, great Lindsay Lohan of Mean Girls, "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total **** and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wore lingerie and some form of animal ears." ...ya, I just laid some Lindsay on you.
6) This last part is reserved for future Roedy awesomeness.
Make'em big, make'em proud.